So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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