is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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