So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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