On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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