am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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