But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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