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  When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.

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• Perhaps you shouldn't smell like dirty gym socks before he goes down on you!

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:19am

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• Maybe he smelled blood

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 23, 11 at 10:28am

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• "Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 11 at 3:04pm

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• His beard smells like ditty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:40am

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  • Stupid shit not posting at first.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:44am

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    • That's alright, my phone doesn't seem to want me replying to comments.

      Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Dec 24, 11 at 12:02am

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      • Of course, it will now. -_-

        Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Dec 24, 11 at 12:03am

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        • blame the smell on him? bahahahaha

          Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Dec 27, 11 at 12:48am

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• Sounds like someone, or both of you, needs to do some more washing!

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:45am

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• Here's a thought: stare at the ceiling during. Then insist he wash his face after.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 23, 11 at 11:43am

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• Lol ewwww

  Submitted by amberkempef on Dec 24, 11 at 10:26pm

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• Does his beard stink BEFORE or AFTER the trip down south?

  Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:06pm

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• Well.....eeww

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 3:24pm

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• Love the Robert Shaw monologue from Jaws

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:24pm

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• His beard smells like dirty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face afterward.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:43am

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• That's just creepy.

  Submitted by debi888 on Dec 23, 11 at 10:19am

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• Creeper

  Submitted by h3li0 on Dec 23, 11 at 8:17pm

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