Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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