At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
