I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I want to fling myself into the sun
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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