your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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