hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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