I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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