He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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