i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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