dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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