How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fuck appropriateness.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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