sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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