Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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