He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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