Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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