You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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