I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just want nice things and good sex
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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