these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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