As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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