That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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