Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There r osticjed everywhere
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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