so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
