I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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