Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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