My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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