Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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