We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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