Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am midnight drunk by noon
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
