Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We have started to decorate penises.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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