I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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