All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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