turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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