the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
please don't ironically join a cult
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