Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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