Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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