You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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