She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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