Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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