Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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