no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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