i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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