pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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