You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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