Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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